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Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

"Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved... for a murderer." "You can’t have this car with a diesel, its like saying, i won’t go to Stringfellows tonight, I’ll get my mum to give me a lapdance, she’s a woman!" "Usually, a Range...

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